PORTAGLORY.
YOUR PREMIUM
PORTABLE GLORY HOLE
YOUR PREMIUM
PORTABLE GLORY HOLE
THE ULTIMATE FANTASY
Welcome to the world of PortaGlory.
Picture it: May of 2020. New York. Remember what was going on at the time? I was in search of a safer way to enjoy my favorite activity: glory hole sex. I soon realized that I was going to have to design and make the solution I was looking for.
My first build was good enough to receive compliments from my guests, as well as several ‘where can I get one of these?’ I took on the challenge: design and sell a personal, portable, easy to use, easy to put away, home glory hole.
THE BEGINNING
Research and development lasted 3 months. I wanted it to be strong. I wanted it to feel like a real barrier. To be easy to clean. To NOT FALL DOWN! To be so easy to use, impressive, and SEXY - that it’ll inspire you to use it again and again.
In August 2020, I launched the PortaGlory website.
3 sizes. 2 colors. 2 hole shapes.
Custom requests are MY specialty.
I quickly learned that 3 sizes do NOT fit all. Many of you reached out with special wants, needs, desires: larger hole, smaller hole, MORE HOLES, etc…
I was stoked, because I love to make custom fantasies come true. Since I make every PortaGlory to order, by hand, I can (and often do) customize every aspect of your new toy:
Panel height and/or width
Panel color
Trim color
Hole size, shape, location
If you can dream it, then I can build it.
‘CAN YOU MAKE A PORTAGLORY OUT OF WOOD?’
Hell yeah I can! I made the first PortaWoody in 2022. The goal was to take all of the qualities that made the PortaGlory special and make it in wood. It’s fold-able, so it’s easy to tuck under the bed or behind the sofa. It’s definitely strong, made of quality materials, and WON”T FALL DOWN!
The PortaWoody is an extremely-custom glory hole that is designed and built for a specific doorway or opening in your home.
Why portaglory?
In the last year or so, a lot of so-called ‘competition’ has sprung up. A LOT. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…?
I am incredibly proud to build the premier home glory hole kit, using only the highest-quality materials.
Let’s take a closer look:
TENSION RODS
PortaGlory’s spring-loaded tension rods are the strongest in the biz - thicker steel construction, with unique, lock-in-place adjustment tabs. Designed to STAY IN PLACE!
Thinner. Lighter. Flimsier. With an undependable twist-lock adjustment.
FABRIC
The fabric we use for your PortaGlory is 500-denier (that means heavy-weight) waterproof nylon canvas. 100% opaque. It has zero stretch, so it feels solid and keeps its shape.
Light-weight: 180 - 220-denier, which means thin. Flimsy. It can snag, pill, and become misshapen over time.
FINISHING
We pay attention to every square inch of your PortaGlory. Every edge is trimmed with a sewn-on fabric edge band. It’s more comfortable, prevents fraying, and holds its shape use after use.
Cheap and unreliable. Edges are only serged with thread, leading to floppy edges that stretch out and lose their shape. This pic is literally from one imitator’s product page!
OTHERS
PORTAGLORY
CARRY CASE
Same lightweight fabric, with a drawstring closure.
The carry case is just as sexy as your PortaGlory: same heavy-duty fabric, sturdy zip-up closure, with an adjustable shoulder strap. Every PG gets one.
CUSTOMIZABLE?
WE LOVE CUSTOM WORK! It gets up off to provide you with the perfect home glory hole of your dreams. Just ask! We also have several ‘standard-customizations’ available. We call them ADD-ONS.
Machine-made. In a factory. At the speed of light.
AMERICAn-made?
YES! YES! YES! Proudly made in North Carolina, USA.
Where then? Mostly China and Taiwan.
THE REVIEWS ARE IN
"What I love about my PortaGlory is that it pops up in a doorway so fast that I can be ready for dick in under 20 seconds and set it for guys of any height." J from FLL
"As someone who leans a bit more bottom, it gives me complete control over the top. The Portaglory allows me to start-stop-edge, getting my guy close and then backing off, as I tease his load and build-up the precum lick after lick." P from NYC
“I never thought of myself as a glory hole guy… until a fuck buddy invited me over to use his new toy. It was a PortaGlory, and it was fucking hot! Now I have my own and feel more comfortable hosting at my place. I’ve had three guys over so far and LOVED IT!!"
D from ATL
BUILD YOUR
FANTASY
3 sizes. 2 colors. 2 hole shapes.
…and a dream. That’s how we started 6 years ago, and they continue to be the core options available on our ORIGINAL standard PortaGlorys.
However, this is just the starting point. We make every PortaGlory, by hand, to order - so whatever you can dream up - we can make it. Just email us your custom fantasy, and we’ll reply quickly with thoughts, questions and a price quote.
PICK YOUR SIZE
RODS SPAN OPENINGS 28-41”-WIDE
SLIM, ORIGINAL, OR MAGNUM - THE 3 MOST COMMON DOOR WIDTHS.
PICK YOUR COLOR
BACKROOM BLACK OR BATHROOM STALL GRAY
PICK YOUR HOLE
ROUND OR LONG
ADD-ONS
We received so many requests for these features that we made them standard options, or ADD-ONS, for every PortaGlory panel.
When you go to design and purchase your PG, you’ll have the option to buy one or more of these add-ons. Select and purchase along with your PortaGlory; then we’ll fabricate your custom toy and ship it to you.
Slip right on through these fabric-trimmed slits.
Control who gets access through your slits with sewn-in zippers.
Keep them from peeking through your hole with a separate, soft, stretch fabric panel that attaches with sewn-in velcro. Pops on- and off your panel fast.
ACCESSORIES
CLEANING KIT
Keep your filthy PortaGlory clean and germ-free
KNEE PADS
Do your favorite job in comfort
TENSION RODS
The strongest rods available. Period.
LUX CARRY CASE
It’s bigger - room for a few accessories and toys
XTRA 8
Cover any gaps with this extra fabric panel
CUM RAGS
To wipe down your panel and wipe up your messes
